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今天有点冷

黑客:我控制了你的电脑
小白:怎么控制的?
黑客:用木马

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端午節來源密碼大公開

話說N年前的五月五日,在汨羅江前有一位饕客不但愛吃還煮得一手好菜,當日他就研發了以竹筒裝好糯米、香菇、豬肉、乾蝦仁,配以醬油等調味料,再將之燒熟,其美味可是頂呱呱,於是他就打算大量生產,但同時他卻面對個難題:他家沒竹子,沒竹何來竹筒裝米食呢?難不成每天向人討竹子嗎?於是他想找個理由讓大家都願意自願提供竹子...

他邊想邊走,走呀走呀來到了江邊,和一群文人碰個正著,文人們見他門眉深鎖就問個究竟,饕客於是讓大家品嘗他的新菜並把其困難之處道了出來,想不到這些文人個個也是饞得不得了,竟然把這難題扛了上身。經過一番討論後,最後決定以抽籤方式選出一人投江,為何要投江呢?因為投江可引起大家的關注,是以達到他們的奸計。

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Guys, a funny joke again.....

Made in Japan

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA

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Guys, do you know what are the differences between Staff & Boss?
Let's read here....
"I" as a Staff

Subject: Boss & Staff

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comic
B:Hey !!


comic

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看了会让你发笑!

1)很久很久以前,有一群人人不离马,身不离甲,专以灌水为生,人称“马甲军”。我在
他们当中排行老六,人称“马六甲”。很多年后,我们到南洋做生意,当地人都非常喜欢
穿我做的马甲,为了感谢我,他们把附近的一条海峡命名为“马六甲海峡”。但也有人说

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R:I've 2 bad habbits that make me feel the puzzle
L:What are them?

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Well…..here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 Bs !

I don’t need a CAR, but I want a BMW

I don’t need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW

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Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.

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Water!!!


Don't Play Play

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Guys, Let read some joke lar~~
Ah Beng went to take night courses with the reasoning in future can get promotion or better job.
During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.


Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.

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Erm....to cheer you guys up....let me share a joke with you~

#An older gentleman was playing a round of golf.
Suddenly his ball sliced and landed in a shallow pond.
As he was attempting to retrieve the ball he discovered a frog who, to his great surprise, started to speak! "Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a week." He picked up the frog and placed it in his pocket. As he continued to play golf, the frog repeated its message. "Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole month!" The man continued to play his golf game and once again the frog spoke out. "Kiss me,and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole year!" Finally, the old man turned to the frog and exclaimed, "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog!"#

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很難的一篇作文

有一天,
文學系的教授又給學生一個非常鬱悶的題目:作文(要包含貴族和愛情)
學生們非常痛苦的構思著,第二天就有一位學生交了作業。

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issit this two cats think too much ?Too geli lar....Gal better don't look at them too long...if you still want to have much confident


a nice jump by a cat, also a nice shot by a camera man too. Cat also believes it can fly..I think this cat has watched William Hung show( American Idol )

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老婆和老媽同時掉在了水裡了...終於有解答了


這種問題終於有解答了...

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女廁所的衛生紙用完了

在酒吧裡,一位性感美女在吧台邊坐了下來,擺出撩人的姿勢。

酒保走過來問她要點什麼,她勾一勾食指示意酒保靠近她。

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对付色狼的妙法........
一天上课的时候 ,老师刚好教到关于和"色狼"有关的课 .


老师就问班上的学生:哪位女同学可以告诉我当你遇到色狼,你会怎么做呢?

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让你领悟人生的笑话


1. 父子二人看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。
儿子不屑地对他的父亲说:"坐这种车的人,肚子里一定没有学问!"

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16個版主不會刪的名字

1.取名不認識
  
舉報人:「版主,我舉報」   

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  • Jun 24 Sun 2007 12:01
  • 背影



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