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Phua Chu Kang and family

Guys, read this joke. Haha....I don't know whether you guys had read before or not, I just share them again.
I am sure it "laugh die you" ar....haha...
Smile o....Because "A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks"

Phua Chu Kang damn funny and humor la!

sex education
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose
with your finger mah !


Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right ?


Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig
your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !


Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siao ah ! Use
your blain, use your blainnn ..........


Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making
love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?


Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn
........................... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class
izit ?? Stupid lah!!


Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah …… best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !