Guys, do you know what are the differences between Staff & Boss?
Let's read here....
"I" as a Staff

Subject: Boss & Staff

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough.
用很长的时间完成,
很慢
当我老板用很长的时间完成,
是彻底的。


When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy.
不做的时候,
很懒,
当我老板不做的时候,
很忙。


When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative.
自动做一些事情时候,
是自做聪明,
当我老板自动做一些事情时候,
很主动。


When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating.
取悦我老板时,
是“擦鞋仔”,
当我老板取悦他的老板时,
是共同运转。


When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.
做错时,
是白痴。
当我老板做错时,
是个人。


When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.
出去办公室时,
是在流浪,
当我老板出去办公室时,
是在谈生意。


When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.
病假时,
每天都生病,
当我老板病假时,
病得很严重。


When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked
申请休假时,
必须去会见,
当我老板申请休假时,
是因为过度操劳。


When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets
做一件好事时,
老板不记得,
错事时,
永远都不会忘记


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