KennetH 肯尼斯

Well.....here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 Bs ! I don’t need a CAR, but I want a BMW I don’t need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW I don’t need you to have CASH, but I want you to own a BANK I don’t need you to have a CAREER, but I want you to be a BOSS It’s interesting for you to read! Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C’s! : Car, Condo, Credit Card(Gold), Cash and Career Heard of the 5B’s? B - BMW B - Body B - Brain B - Billionaire B - Bungalow And, and addition with the 5K’s ..................... Kiasu (scared of losing) Kiasee (scared of dying) Kiabor (scared of wife) Kiaboh (scared of having nothing) Kiachenghu (scared of government) *************************************************** MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTS American Spaceman is called Astronaut Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut Dr. M was thinking about sending somebody into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese. Dr. M interviews the Indian first: “So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission. How much do you think you should be paid?” Muthu replied: “One million ringgit. (Malaysian )” “Why so much?” asks Dr. M. “Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come back!” replied Muthu. “That’s understandable,” says Dr. M. “Thank you.. “Please ask the Malay guy to come here,” So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question. “Alamak! (Local expression)...2 million, Datuk,” replied the Malay candidate. “Two million? That’s twice as much! Even the aneh (uncle) before you asked for only one million.” “You see, Datuk,” explains Mat, “I have 4 wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a big family to support when I am gone...!” “I see,” says Dr. M. “Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?” The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, “Ah Chong, given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?” Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, “3 million.” Mahathir appears shocked. “What?!? 3 million! Why so much?” Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear, “Datuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send that aneh into space lah!”